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Planning: stage 2
Our zombie wranglers have used advanced geo-statistical algorithms to select a route for the operation this Saturday. It will be made available to the public at the earliest prudent moment. In the mean...
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Route and Instructions 08
Click here for a larger map The time has come! At 2:05 PM Saturday August 16th, the horde will descend from the Blue Monolith! As you know, our telepathic radio zombie attraktor signal renders zombies...
View ArticleZombie Mob debrief 2008
Oh the horror! Our positransic beams were an utter failure! Three hundred fifty rotting zombies shuffled through the Gate of Eradication unperturbed, spreading blood and chaos through the Union Square...
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Zombie Documentation
Possible Suspects by Steve Rhodes Photo evidence has been flooding the internet tubes. We may have found evidence of sabotage, perhaps someone did not want our zombie eradication efforts to succeed. A...
View ArticleWe are not a prank.
We are not a public prank like the Pillow Fight. We are an organized team of professionals. How dare they!
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Zombies March 25th
See you in your full glory at 4PM tomorrow (Wednesday) – follow the red path outlined in the MAP starting with Marker A. Human observers with cameras will be following our movements! Walk responsibly...
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Impending doom is… Pending.
Zombie activity on the SF peninsula has been at an all-time low this summer, a sign that our microwave beam defense wall is working. But wait! What is this I see before me? Someone is importing zombies...
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zombie bar crawl
A zombie bar crawl? What in the world does that even mean? We professional wranglers never drink on the job. We must petition city hall to stop the importation of zombies except for research purposes...
View ArticleZombie Free Forever
Friends, I must leave my beloved San Francisco in order to mitigate zombie outbreaks in other parts of the world. The kotsdrodenikel shields will keep you safe until my return. I have left you with...
View ArticleJuly Dead-line
Hello my dear friends. Mere words are not enough to express how much you have been missed by myself, known heretofore as the Zombie Wrangler, as I travel across the populous wastelands of lesser-Europe...
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